The Caveman


Breaking News:

Scientists have revealed new evidence today that Cavemen were really stupid, and that if you were to give them a baseball cap they would just eat it, and not put it on their head, as was previously thought.

One scientist said, “ They wouldn’t ‘ave even worn ‘em backwards or anyfing, they’d ‘ave shoved ’em straight down their throats.”

Once again science has been used to rubbish the past and prove something deep down we all thought anyway.

Picasso was asked for balance, “You can tell they were stupid by their paintings. Always with the hunting. Trite, self-indulgent, nonsense.”