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Man Loves Bear

BREAKING NEWS:

Zoo keepers at London Zoo were left puzzled yesterday when a man was found serenading one of their bears with a bunch of posies.

Love

Robert Painsbury-Throgmorten, from West Norwood in south London, has fallen in love with one of the zoo’s Polish brown bears, Zuzanna. Police were called to the scene when Mr Painsbury-Throgmorten refused to leave the site without getting a goodbye kiss.

Holiday

A police spokesperson explained, “It appears the gentleman in question has been infatuated for some two weeks now, ever since he ‘oliday’d in the Bieszczady Mountains region of Poland.”

Wedding Bells

Mr Painsbury-Throgmorten says, “We intend to marry, but we’re not in any rush. We’ll be enjoying a long engagement before tying the knot sometime next summer.”

A spokesperson for the Zoo said, “No, they won’t.”


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